Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals) Ike willis (lead vocals) Peter wolf (keyboards) Arthur barrow (ba**, vocals) Ed mann (percussion) Vinnie colaiuta (drums) Joe leaves the first church of appliantology and sets out to try l. ron's expensive advice Central scrutinizer: This is the central scrutinizer... joe has just learned to speak german now, get this, here's why he did it! he's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called the closet... and t Ot these appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak german (you know what i mean)... so joe's learned how to speak german, he goes into this place and Ees these little kitchen machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...that looks like ah, it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with mar Aids stuck all over its body...it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he bursts into song... Joe: Fick mich, du Miserabler hurensohn Du miserabler hurensohn Fick mich, du Miserabler hurensohn Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinen Heissen gelockten Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinen Heissen gelockten Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinen Heissen gelockten Schwanz Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh! Mach es sehr schnell Rein und raus Magisches schwein Mach es sehr schnell Rein und raus Magisches schwein Bis es spritzt, spritzt, Spritzt, spritzt Feuer! Bis es spritzt, spritzt, Spritzt, spritzt Feuer! Aber beklecker nicht Das sofa, sofa! Aber beklecker nicht Das sofa, sofa! Aber beklecker nicht Das sofa, sofa! Aber beklecker nicht Das sofa, sofa! Stunned by joe's command of it's native tongue, a gleaming model xqj-37 nuclear powered pan-s**ual roto-plooker named sy borg (previously thought to be the son of the lady who called the police
T two, side i), spindles over to joe and says... Sy borg: Pick me...i'm clean... I am also programmed For conversational English. This stuns joe, who stands there speechless for a moment. smitten by joe's animal magnetism, sy continues... Sy borg: May i have This dance? And joe, looking sharp in his housewife costume with the napkin on his head and the yellow chiffon apron, responds boldly by repeat- ing the entreaty originally delivered in deutsch in its conve Onal english form, so that his intentions re- garding the appliance will be made perfectly clear... Joe: I've got a better idea... f** me, you ugly son Of a b**h You ugly son of a b**h f** me, you ugly son Of a b**h Stick it out Stick out yer Hot curly weenie Stick it out Stick out yer Hot curly weenie Stick it out Stick out yer Hot curly weenie Weenie...weenie, Weenie, weenie! Make it go fast In and out, (in and out) Magical pig Make it go fast In and out, (in and out) Magical pig Till it squirts, squirts, Squirts, squirts Fire Till it squirts, squirts, Squirts, squirts Fire Don't get no jizz Upon that sofa, sofa Don't get no jizz Upon that sofa, sofa Don't get no jizz Upon that sofa, sofa Don't get no jizz Upon that sofa, sofa Whereupon, in order to Prove to joe that he is No ordinary appliance, sy Quotes a few lines of Traditional american love Poetry... Sy borg: What's a girl like you Doing in a place Like this? Do you come Here often? Wait a minute... I've got it... You're an italian... What? you're j**ish? Love your nails... You must be a libra... Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Your place or mine? See the chrome Feel the chrome Touch the chrome Heal the chrome See the screaming Hot black steaming Iridescent naugahyde Python screaming Steam roller!