Gwash is the moon, he's the biggest in the room
Gwash til the tomb heat frankin up for fumes
Chief hit the loom, sew a sweater a cocoon
A pressed vest for besting goons praise splash doubloons
Out in June peddling melting tunes now settling
Fettle off the sofas, just casting off clovers
Gwash is the moon, he's the biggest in the room
Biggest in the room
Gwash is the sun, royal highness number one
Gwash til we succumb to the petals, slumber gun
Red dovers rolling over cliffs, next to dole to thrift
Over, sift folders, dip dozers, sip colder whisky
Get cranky on the frankie set bossy on the glossy
Backseat dub desk or jalopy
Gwash is the sun, royal highness number one
Highness number one
(outro skit)
This is the future... this is the future... this is the future...