I'd win the award
For most amusing on board
Why don't you want to dance with me?
I've been to the fjords
Spent a semester abroad
Why don't you want to sleep with me?
I've been getting to know
Your father and his wife
I'd been plotting my way
My way into your life
I used to live on the fence
But now I just want to dance
Why don't want to sway with me?
My heart is solid gold
I always do what I'm told
Why wouldn't you want to carry me?
I've been getting to know
Your father and his wife
I'd win the award
I swear you'd never be bored
You're light blue eyed
That's from your mother's side
Now you won't even look at me
I've been getting to know
I guess it hardly qualifies
As the end of the world