Cancer is my bestest friend
We do arts and crafts and we play pretend
Chemicals are there for me through and through
They bring me flowers and they make me Campbell's soup
And I can't say that for anyone else
My stomach's in my head and my head's in my heart and my heart's in my throat and my guts are all falling apart
As clean as a doctor's office smelling of bleach, my insides are sick as sick can be
And I can't say that for anyone else