I'll reduce debt, I'll lower tax As long as I can steal some bucks I'll raise your wage, cut the crime rate Loot the state funds, a full-time pirate Savour the moment, hero's come Too much freedom, let me have some Make this world place to live in For me, myself and next of kin Protests, riots, pissed off people We'll just ignore them completely What gives them rights to command me? Don't you dare say democracy! Democracy gives you the power to decide
A traitor, a murderer. Who shall have the might? They'll advise you to choose the smaller evil This democracy just so goddamn ideal Freedom and justice and social guarantees All I need – your vote in the elections, please Whatever you say, Asian or gay I'll bear that in mind, so you know I'm the kind Public opinion guide me – I'm your tool So I can wipe my a** with you when I rule