I was lying in my bath
playing with my rubber duck
happy, wet and quite content
coz I've got my gran and lots of luck
Would you like a nice cup of tea?
- of course, gran!
And the duck said:
Tea is good and by the way.
today is quite a special day
I'll shout it through my megaphone:
Listen, listen, people of the earth
welcome to the new world - are you happy?
All rubber ducks around the earth
will guide you to the new world
My rubber duck swam down the stairs
he crossed the lounge and watched TV
some funny men were fighting chairs
where's my megaphone... oh, there it is...
Everybody goes:
Listen, listen, people of the earth
welcome to the new world - are you happy?
All rubber ducks around the earth
will guide you to the new world
He switched to see the Live-Aid show
He jumped through the screen
and cut through a song
He shouted through his megaphone
and got the whole wide world to sing along...
Listen, listen, people of the earth
welcome to the new world - are you happy?
All rubber ducks around the earth
will guide you to the new world
Are you happy?