[Verse 1]
I got a king f**in' cobra, Rocky Balboa
I throw a first round knockout punch and it's over
I overdose more times than the world's been to war
Four f**in' times back through them hospital doors
I could have sworn I was born with a palette for charcoal
How often that my a** would show up, throw up
I lost control of, and so depression took ahold of
Told myself the same lie so many times I think I'm finally ...
Sold coke, went to jail for that
Stole a coat, and went to jail for that
It wasn't even cold, but in jail it's that
Poppin' pills, p**y, before they took me, booked me, put me in gen pop
30 days I had to wait to see my mom and ...
Pop their bubble now; their baby boy is a criminal
They must've been so proud, their baby boy is an original gangsta
An original, original gangsta
An original, original gangsta
[Interlude]
I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry you had to pay for me
You should just f**in' k** yourself
Don't say that
You don't even know who you are, or what you really stand for
Yes, I do
You are so talentless
Even your own family hates you
They don't
Please pick up
I just want to hear your voice
I'm still your little boy
I promise
I'm still here
[Bridge]
Flushing's on the phone again, sounds like he's cryin'
He probably took too many pills again, and thinks he's dying
That's fine; it's about time that he learned his lesson
Dressed in all black, pressin' pause on your f**in' lifeline
Lifeline, lifeline, on your f**in' lifeline
Lifeline, lifeline, on your f**in' lifeline
I'm out for dead presidents
f** money, it's irrelevant
I smoke a cigarette, then smoke another f**in' cigarette
[Verse 2]
I'm out for dead f**in' presidents to represent me
I'm out for dead presidents to represent me
Oh my god, b**h
It's motherf**in' Dr. Greenthumb
Bangin' on that steel drum
Drinkin' Listerine to keep my buzz before the beer ...
Run and tell that, b**h
Casper Squad
Excuse myself to find myself, define myself
b**h, I remind myself I'm always right beside myself
Except I ain't accept what it is found inside myself
Despite my nihilistic delusions, I keep it motherf**in' real
I keep it real, motherf**er; I keep it real
I keep it real, motherf**er; I keep it real
[Bridge]
So pa** the marijuana, and the Pepsi Blue
(I keep it motherf**in' real)
And pa** that gin and tonic sittin' next to you
(f** you, f** you, f** you)
Mile high, got my red wings, b**h is on the rag
(I keep it motherf**in' real)
Looks like I ate my f**in' lunch up out a body bag
(f** you, f** you, f** you)
[Outro]
Casper Squad
Behold your new f**in' role model
Flushing Scotch