Went ballin' the other night
Started drinkin' and got real tight
I blew each and all my friends
Felt so good, I had to blow again
I said, "Hey, bartender
Hey man, looka here"
Draw, one draw, two draw
Three, four gla**es of beer
Saw a chick sittin' on the end
I said, " Baby, can't we be friends
You're looking sweet as you can be
Come on down and drink with me"
I said, "Hey, bartender
Hey man, looka here"
Draw, one draw, two draw
Three, four gla**es of beer
We were having so much fun
Didn't know it was half past one
Sat down to have one more
Looked the clock and it was almost four
I said, "Hey, bartender
Hey man, looka here"
Draw, one draw, two draw
Three, four gla**es of beer
Juke box playin' and everything
All the cats began to sing
I heard somebody called, said
Last round for alcohol
I said, "Hey bartender, hey bartender
Hey bartender, hey bartender
Hey bartender, hey bartender
Draw one, two, three, four gla**es of beer"