Two thousand and sixteen, it's been a time, it's been a struggle
But everything is fine, if you're a straight, white, male muggle
We tried to stay composed, cross our fingers, count to ten
But, every time we get to nine, you f** it up again
You took David Bowie, Alan Rickman, Prince and Sharon Jones
Terry Wogan, Ronnie Corbett, Caroline Aherne and Leonard Cohen
Victoria Wood was enough for us, but still you wanted more
Muhammed Ali, Gene Wilder, and the Great British bake off was the final straw
You shot down a gorilla, we can't cure the zika virus
And the woman's still to blame when men force their way inside us
Brock Turner's not a rapist cos just look how fast he swims
Can someone get me Ambien to calm my shaking quim
Should we just try to unplug you and then plug you back in?
Did your parents get divorced? Or did you just drink too much gin?
God dammit, twenty sixteen, and on top of all of that
Cats is back on Broadway, who the f** did that
Then throw in all the shootings, both on ma** and by police
A spike in racist hate crimes and a bombing down in Nice
The d**h toll is upsetting and your politics are farce
Thank you twenty sixteen, you f**ed us up the arse
Cos, all over the world, it's not looking good for you
If you're female, m**m, P.O.C. or L.G.B.T.Q.
And God f**ing forbid we'd let Hillary be in charge
Instead we get the spunk trumpets and f** boys in this farce
Yes, you really took a dump when you let twat nugget farage
Lead a racist referendem, who put that sh**ty frog in charge?
Your brexit was a dumb-dumb, now our country lives in fear
You really are the skid mark of all the sh**ty years
Yes, the USA's now governed by a f**-cheeto with hair
And it's not just in the states, the f**ing clowns are everywhere
f**! f**! f**!
Three cheers for f**ing Trumpy and his Neo-Nazi crew
What a bloody nasty, messy, b**bie-f** to do
We're sorry for the swearing and we're sorry to be crude
But we're really c*nting angry and it's all because of you
You laid an egg of solid f**, you taint slug made of ween
You garbage bag of bum dust, you are sh**ty sh**ty twenty sixteen
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