Yes I've never felt so weird before
Things just never seem to come that easy
So I get up off the floor with that skanky little who*e
It's just so easy, easy to fall in love
Let's wing a simple rhyme, one that means nuttin'
It's cool just wastin' time, okay wow
Whoa oh oh, whoa whoa oh, whoa whoa, okay okay
You put your body next to mine, feel the vibration
Tell me what's your sign?, what's your sign?
It's a tonic and Bombay, a tasty beverage
Parlez vous français, wow
Apple crates, lemon peelers
Sissy bars and acid dealers
El Coleco p**no, what did I say?
Viva la amore (ooh, that's french) wow
Kept inept in shrink wrap, I'm a cereal k**er
And I'm the free inside, die rabbit die, wow
Laptop nights and p**no sites
Rosey palms and disco lights
She said she'd keep her cool
She said she'd keep her cool
Well I say okay, just stay away from me and my boys
She said she'd keep her cool
Well I say okay, just stay away from me and my boys
She said she'd keep her cool
Laptop nights and p**no sites
Rosey palms and disco lights
I think I lost my mind, a mashed potato
Serve it up french fried, wow
This ain't the last hurrah, it's time to say bye
So que sera sera, wow wow wow, wow
Frosted flakes and hashish cakes
Crunchy rice, ten thousand lakes
Laptop nights and p**no sites
Boogie nights and disco lights wow!