Mr. Potato Head Why don't you just go away Mr. Potato Head Nothing worthy ever said Mr. Potato Head You make them small so you feel big in comparison (make it big ah ah - big!) And you think you're so important Well I'd say you're impotent And you'd be better off if you were dead Mr. Potato Head Why don't you just go away Mr. Potato Head Nothing worthy ever said And let ignorance be your defence And that keeps you feeling strong Did you ever wonder why that everybody else is wrong? Oh whoa whoa whoa, it's no fun, it's no fun Oh whoa whoa whoa, it's no fun, it's no fun Please don't let your kids grow up to be a racist f**in' idiot Whoa racist f**in' idiot, no fun, no fun
Whoa racist f**in' idiot, no fun, no fun Please don't let your kids grow up to be a racist f**in' idiot I want to know what it's like What is your world like Mr. Potato Head? No one is sleeping in your bed No one is sleeping in your bed No more kiss good night No one is sleeping in your head Say good night Soon you'll be sleeping with the dead Mr. Potato Head, so long Mr. Potato Head Well you think you're so important Well I guess you're impotent You're surely not my friend and I'd be better off if you were dead Mr. Potato Head, big Why don't you just go away Mr. Potato Head, big Why don't you just go away Mr. Potato Head, big Why don't you just go away