Intro: Hey, guys, too many dicks! (What?) Too Many dicks! (What's that man?) (How many?) Too many! You guys are dorking up my vibe With all the dicks! We need to spread the dicks Out a little bit! Create some lady space C'mon, move apart guys! Spread 'em out! This isn't the Riverdance anymore Over there! Now! There's too many dicks on the dance floor! Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks on the dance floor (Too many dicks) Too many dicks on the dance floor (Too many dicks) Too Many dicks on the dance floor (Too many dicks) Verse 1: Goin' to the party Sippin' on Bacardi Wanting to meet a hottie But there's Adam, Steve and Marty There's Billy, Todd and Tommy They're on leave from the Army The only b**bs I'll see tonight Will be made of Origami Verse 2:
Tell the players Make it understood It ain't no good If there's too much wood Make sure you know Before you go The dance floor Bro-Ho ratio 5 to 1 is a brodeo Tell Steve and Mark It's time to go Wait outside all night to find 20 dudes in a Conga line Too many dicks on the dance floor (Easy to fix) Too many dicks on the dance floor (Spread out the dicks) Verse 3: Too many dudes With too many dicks Too close to my sh** Too hard to meet chicks I need better odds More broads, less rods I came to do battle Skeedattle with the cattle prods Verse 4: Too many men Too many boys Too many Misters Not enough sisters Too much time On too many hands Not enough ladies Too many mans Outro: Too many dicks Too many dongs Too many schlongs Now sing this song