[Verse 1]
Sick to my motherf**ing tummy
b**h must think I'm a motherf**ing dummy
Because I look ugly, she thinks I'm dead
b**h, I met Seth and I became really funny
Poppin' since EP 4/20, Danny's getting fatter
Thanks to them hackers, my self esteem is lower than Dan when he listens to Cancer
I never finished FLOW but I know how to mow
My lawn, We're on, it
b**h s** dick, man, that song's the sh**
[Verse 2]
So, Brandon decided he likes to swallow
WHen I said it was tomorrow
Even though I let him borrow
My TF2 backpack, sorrow
So then Brandon didn't want to do SPIM and became Brandonknown
Brandon is so gay he's got the swag of a garden gnome
And while y'all are getting girlfriends
I'm inside playing Bioshock, loving the end
Cause I'm a pale white nerd
Like Onision, MrRepzion
I'm ma**ive and visible like Orion
But I sit inside all day eating Oreos
Four-Dimensional, gotta climb eight set of stairs
Just to be a f**in pose' (er)
[Verse 3]
Wait a f**in' second
I'm trippin' balls, like Dan in heaven
He'd fall cause he's atheist
Just like Brandon Jargeyus
Now me and Danny will kwail and talk about shat
And maybe why Plunk is so fat
This sounds like n***as in Paris whenever you hear the drums
It makes you want to go out on the road and pee on some bumss
It makes you want to go find a girl and have some fun
But you can't because you're Dan and nobody likes your bum