Look at my dog!
[Hook]
Dog (x∞)
(I feel like a)
[Verse 1]
Start my day up on the roof
I was just about as young as Poof
See, I didn't know what to do
So I went on the site that was red and blue
Not like America, more like Telamon
It caused me hysterica, made me hate my mom
Back then I hated the rap music, now I'm making this song
Then I wrote an album based off of a holiday involving bongs
Then I worshipped a guy who got famous off of socks
Then I got hated by a
Mom
But before that, I met this guy named Micro
Told him I was 13, and didn't need Lipo
Told him that I got all the chicks, and had a big
Flick
About some guys who get wrapped up in tons of nonsense
[Hook]
[Bridge]
I started up a year ago
I started up a year ago
I'm getting vertigo
I knew Seth a year ago
I started up a year ago
I started up a year ago
Brandon never finished FLOW
Cause it was tomorrow
I started up a year ago
I started up a year ago
Spiders I've got a fear of those
Why is life so difficult
I started up a year ago
I started up a year ago
A million one, a million two
A hundred more will never do
[Verse 2: Colourtheory]
Colin's bu*t, what y'all can't imagine
We are the fanny smashin'
Sethi lovin', Pigeon buds
I'm mad cause I ain't got no bu*t
But now I got one
And it ain't fat
Sethi taught me som'm
Look at that
Even though he gave me a RAT, and made fun of my clan
I gotta say, man, Sethi's the man!
He gave me some life lessons, even though I'll still joke about lemons
Ya...
[Verse 3]
I look right by my hand
There's like seven pepsi cans
Just from today
f** I'm bobby flay
Anime, sh** is cray, Brandon makes fun of me
But what he isn't seeing is his hair
It's normal now, who can you blame?
The man, the legend, Zach is his name
Sethi goes back to making CGI
Who can you blame? I!
Dan realizes he shouldn't lie
Who did this? Not Sethi
But he was part of the cooperI
Ation, DrBender taught me masturbation
[Hook]