[Verse 1]
The king and queen of loathing
Sit upon the throne of shame
I know everything about her
But she doesn't know my name
A boudoir packed with distaste
And a quilt made of opium
Decolorized and full of lies
And full of phobias
An amphora of roses
I've got onychocryptosis
[Chorus]
I hate you, I love you
You're terrible and beautiful
You're heavenly and bodily
She's a f**ing odyssey
And such a f**ing oddity
And I wish I would blow up
[Verse 2]
I'm on Cloud 9 but in a catch-22
It's time to say je te hais and adieu
If I could s** so goddamn bad
I'd wear a kilt and paint it plaid
And jump headfirst into a rocky lake
She is raunchy and precocious
I've got onychocryptosis
[Chorus]