She wanted a hotel with a lobby
He penciled her in as a hobby
Jimmy and Johnny go kamikazes
Tom's 30 years buildin' the business
Were not enough to keep him in it
Now it's born 100 proof forgiveness
Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar
It's nowhere near, its nowhere far
It doesn't matter who you are
God save the radio star
Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar
You can bring your dream guitar
Sing me song of days gone far
We can get away, away
She had a face, he had a problem
She was a Jew, he was a m**m
Now they're hiding out in old Jerusalem
They had a son, they name him Cegrid
C gave them something to believe in
If you can blink, you can't conceive him
Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar
It's nowhere near, its nowhere far
It doesn't matter who you are
God save the shooting star
Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar
You can bring your dream guitar
Sittin' with the band from Mars
We can get away, away
Away
Away
Away
Where did you go Dr. Jebago?
Rome, Solaren, or free Key Largo
Turn around in Caba Wabo
Iron John powered up to rally
Gonna hit the floor with Mustang Sally
1, 2, 3 your off back to Cali'
Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar
It's nowhere near, it's nowhere far
We'll drink a toast to FDR
God save the silver star
Let's to down to the Nowhere Bar
Trade in your old VCR
Solo with the band from Mars
Taxi! To the Nowhere Bar
One thousand bets he'll leave the bar
Diamonds, pesos, or giras
There goes the Hollywood Star
Come on down to the Nowhere bar
Download into your toolbar
A calus potion or Shangri-La
We can get a-
Get on down to the Nowhere Bar
She's sitting on your handle bars
Everywhere, your NPRs
God save the Ringo Star
Only down at the Nowhere bar
Your as special as your are
Shine no more men along that bar
We can get away, away