albatross you don't even know me
walk around as if you're the only
show up to a party with a broken tie
playing roller hockey at the northeast y
sink a ship and then float on by
skeletor you ate all my candy
drew your sword and then drew your had we
called upon our powers when the times got tough
take a frozen shower but it weren't enough
make a soup and then soup it up
it's just the same as it was a hundred years ago
it's just the same as it was a thousand years ago
it's just the same as it was two thousand years ago
I'm just the same as I was a year ago
polyanna and the bearnstein bears
they told me stories of a christmas werewolf
I didn't believe them but I had no choice
they stole my guitar and they stole my voice
now I'm driving around in a brown roles royce
I did my job and I did my duty
playing cards with a friend named rudy
he still gets pissed about the cosby show
he says "its a dudes name" I said "I know
but you can't change which way the wind will blow"
so we sang
farewell albatross
fly away home