[Intro]
Hello, this is taxi
Hello, I would like to schedule you to come pick me up, as I am on the prowl for p**y
Very good, I come pick you up now?
That would be much appreciated, I am very, very horny
[Verse]
p**y, p**y, give me that p**y
p**y, p**y, I need that p**y
I eat the p**y
I beat the p**y
I pray to the p**y
I'm gay for the p**y
Your Uber is here
Now give me the p**y
No cash no credit
Now also let me see the p**y
[Verse 2]
I'm on that prowl for p**y
I need the p**y
I feed the p**y
I keep the p**y
I read the p**y
I clean the p**y
I cream the p**y
I need the p**y
My wife divorced me
And I'm very, very sad
And I'm going through a mid-life crisis
p**y, p**y, give me that p**y
p**y, p**y, I need that p**y
I need to nut
I need to nut, I need to nut
In a nice 'lil p**y
Squeeze the titties, touch my willy
And it will get hard
And she will scream
(pa**ionate ad-libs)[?]
[Verse 3]
Indian p**y, Asian p**y
Brown p**y, black p**y
White p**y, pink p**y,
Pastrami sandwich p**y
All kinds of p**y, all kinds of p**y
I love every kind of p**y
I need to nut, I need to nut
I need to nut, right now
I need to nut, I need to nut
I'm gonna bust right now
With consent
[Outro]
Sometimes I play with my willy, and the white stuff come out!