[Verse 1: Filthy Frank]
Ain't nothing like a good salad
I said ain't nothing like a good salad
Ain't nothing like a good salad
I said ain't nothing like a good salad
I'M VEGAN
Jeez
I'm vegan
Hey
I'm vegan
Did you hear me?
I said I'm vegan
Hey
I'M VEGAN
Can you give me this medal?
Jeez
I'm vegan
Because I deserve it
Hey
I'm vegan
Did you hear me?
I said I'm vegan
Hey
Why don't they have anything vegan here?
Did this video of a pig getting ripped in half gross you out?
You don't appreciate the animals, pal
Good
Why?
Cause now you know the truth
You just watched gore and learned nothing
Yeah, dumb
Hey
I'm vegan
Are you gonna give me this medal or what?
Cause I'm vegan
Hey
I'M VEGAN
People need to know
Hey
I'M VEGAN
Did you hear there was a genocide in the Congo Republic again?
I'm vegan
Black children just sprawled across Africa dead
I'M VEGAN
Hey, okay
I'm vegan
Oh, you're vegan? I didn't know that
And I didn't need to know that
People need to know
Hey
I'M VEGAN
People need to know
Hey
I'M VEGAN
People need to know
Hey, hey, hey
People need to know
Hey, hey, hey
People need to know
I'm vegan
Oh, you're vegan?
Jeez
I'm vegan
Hey
I'm vegan
Did you hear me?
I said I'm vegan
Hey
I'M VEGAN
I'M VEGAN
I'm vegan
Did you hear me?
I said I'm vegan
People need to know
Hey, hey, hey
People need to know
Hey, hey, hey
People need to know
I'm vegan
Oh, you're vegan? I didn't know that
And I didn't need to know that