Well I woke up next to a 7-11
Trying to buy my one-way ticket to heaven
3,99 for a bottle of fun
Free-99 let's just f**ing run
And when I get to the party
At the top of the town
And I just want to drink beer
With my friends around
666 grafitted on the wall
sh** sh** sh** the cops got called
Cause this house party s**s
And this house party s**s
Take a shot or maybe 52
Cause I get bummed out when I think of you
Call my friends who are unemployed
Pick them up and get destroyed
Walk outside and we calm around
Trying to see if anyone's back in town
Just our luck we find the place
Walk right in and get sh**-faced
Cause this house party is f**ed
And this house party is f**ed
And usually I don't give a f**
But this house party s**s
And this house party s**s