Orgy, porgy, p**y, and thigh
Ain't nothing better make a monkey man cry
Hack it, sack it, brown paper bag
Slap damn trigger from the leper in drag
Pit stop chigger on a nicotine broom
Chicken fried freak got to bendin' that spoon
Chop down lemon, she's a sight for sore eyes
Rusted skirt, ain't no peekin' inside
Scratch back ba*tard, he's a hell of a goon
Won't never be happy 'til he's wearin' tight shoes
Jack black happy, gotta handle that sign
s**er in the cellar drinking gasoline wine