You guys think you're so f**ing cool cause you're in Faster p**ycat
You guys might have gone gold
But have you gone platinum, platinum, platinum, I don't think so
When was the last time your video was on T.V.
Hey we just done slapped a dick across their head
And gave 'em a big ole welt
I never said I slept with you on the Sally Jesse Raphael Show
But I think you should remember what did indeed occur
I was wondering if the sh** that was said on
Sally Jesse Raphael Show was true
Cause boy they were two ugly b**hes
Tinsel town Hollywood queer
You are my dream man, you are my idol, please call me
I don't think so
You guys have no musical integrity
You have no musical ability
You got some lipstick I can borrow
Don't get choked, s**ing off your band members co*ks
You f**in' cheese puff f*ggot
You got some lipstick I can borrow
f**in' little f*ggot users
Cram it in balls and all, I don't think so
Faster p**ycat they s**
I happen to think that you're all a bunch of
Cum guzzling prick dripping a**holes
Faster p**ycat is god