Fashion and glitter
Make mine a pint of bitter
Beautiful child
I'm drinking half of mild You yeah you help me
Drinking and dressing up Neckscarves and white spats
Ashtrays and ripped up beermats
You wear your bonnet
I'll sip my gin and tonic You yeah you help me
Drinking and dressing up No point in thinking
I'll carry on my drinking
You've got no dress sense
Two pints for 98 pence You yeah you
You cause distress in me