[Verse 1]
I've got a little friend
The same God gave me the night that I was born
It just didn't grow
It's fine by me
The only problem is the lack of s**
'Cause she's not impressed
[Chorus]
Just say hello to my little friend
He's been down, now he's on the mend
I promise you that he won't bite
Just be gentle
Or I'll kiss you goodbye
[Verse 2]
Well, I can't lie
In my pants, I've got no fireman hose
But I'd like one of those
I want to be with you
I hope after tonight we'll meet again
So does my little friend
[Chorus]
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
Just say hello to my little friend
He's been down, now he's on the mend
I promise you that he won't bite
Just be gentle
Be gentle
Or I'll kiss you goodbye