(From the 1950 movie Fancy Pants)
Hey! Fancy pants.
You're a p**y whupping critter
When you see a gal you skitter
Hey you! Fancy pants.
Oh you dropped your prudy hankie
Mama's gonna spank he.
Hey! boy!
Women who prey men
Wanna love gay men
Say ain't you boy
Show some grit
That's what you gotta get
Hey! Fancy pants.
You're a high full looting geezer
fraid to take a gal and squeeze her
Hey you! Fancy pants.
Run to mama for protection
How's your stamp collection.
Hey! Anyways.
Looking at us and
Stomping and cussing
What you scared about take a chance
If you're rooting and tooting
Books are queer a hooting
There goes fancy pants.