[Verse]
Oh
Well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to the waiter
"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a who*e"
[Chorus]
I'd chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I'd chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of[?]
[Chorus 1]
Oh, Well in fact
Well I'll look at this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for
A toast so
Pour the champagne
[Chorus 1]
[Chorus]
I'd chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I'd chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Poise and Rationality
[Chorus]
I'd chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I'd chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Poise and Rationality! Again[?]