There's only one thing
that you can be sure of,
I'll never leave,
or if I do I'll come back
relatively, relatively soon.
You'll know to forgive me.
You'll know to keep the light on.
Oh, forever's relatively relatively . . .
Oh, forever's relatively relatively . . .
Oh, forever's relatively relatively . . .
Oh, forever's relatively relatively . . .
There's maybe one more thing
you can be sure of,
I'll never lie, or if I do I'll recant
relatively, relatively soon.
You'll know to believe me,
how I was right all along.
Oh, forever's relatively relatively . . .
Oh, forever's relatively relatively . . .
There is a third thing
that you can be sure of,
I'll never break your heart,
or if I do, I'll mend it relatively . . .
So many million notes I wrote you,
I swear I sent them tomorrow,
so they should get there in time, oh, oh.
Oh, forever's relatively relatively . . .
Oh, forever's relatively relatively . . .
Oh, forever's relatively relatively . . .
Oh, forever's relatively relatively . . .