Come on hot woman put on
Your invisible underwear
Get down get down oh Wow
Can't you hear it's k**er sound
Bang yer head against
The coffeemachine
Pierce your uvula with a mandoline
Oh funlump
Spidertits and tigerbits
Bring in the goat
Bring in the mailbox
Bring in the twenty five possessed monks
Already got bored with the hairdresser
And those dead man's socks
Oh funlump
Spidertits and tigerbits