[Intro] Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me And you'll be In a world of Pure imagination [Verse 1] Cup of Jack, that I k**ed Ice melted on the table And the plane, that should fly Isn't able There's a blonde, at my six Head buried in some Faulkner And I wish, I knew more f**ing authors [Pre-Chorus] Shaping up to be a lonely night Damn I should've brought my pillow People holding signs, drive limos Guess I'll spend my time [Chorus] At the airport bar Waiting on a captain At the airport bar I'll be drinking 'til I'm nappin' And I hope, someday I'll get on a flight One-way, to put me by your side Honey, why are we so far? Come babe, with me at the airport bar
[Verse 2] Wiping down a gla** I used He started, talking to me Asked me why eyes look like my heart had, fallen asleep Tell me sir, were you hired As an an*lyst or bar keep? Down he shrunk, and said "You're drunk I'll need your car keys." Hell no [Pre-Chorus] Shaping up to be a lonely night Damn I should've brought my pillow People holding signs, drive limos Guess I'll spend my time [Chorus] At the airport bar Waiting on a captain At the airport bar I'll be drinking 'til I'm nappin' And I hope, someday I'll get on a flight One-way, to put me by your side Honey, why are we so far? Come babe, with me at the airport bar [Outro] Come with me And you'll be In a world of Pure imagination