Here he comes, here he comes now
Doesn't do what he's told to, and it shows
He's dressed so well from head to toe
He reaad in Vice he should wear those clothes
He's not a rebel, it's just a pose
He's the kind of boy that I adore
Such a prick
No, he's just insecure
He's got a side that you don't know
I'd like to see it, but he's just all show
You like the way he treats you
Why should we put up with him, too?
Here he comes, here he comes now
Bouffant hair and jeans too tight
Handing out fliers for his electro night
Thinks he's in a film, but if he was it would go
Even nowadays, straight to video
He's the kind of boy that I adore
Such a prick
No, he's just insecure
He's got a side that you don't know
I'd like to see it, but he's just all show
You like the way he treats you
Why should we put up with him, too?
Here he comes, here he comes now
He can be sensitive, he writes poetry
It was just lifted from a Nirvana biography
(All in all is all we are)
When we watched Casablanca
He didn't cry at the sad bit
It's not because he's tough
It's 'cause he didn't understand it
(A kiss is a kiss is a kiss)
He's the kind of boy that I adore
He's such a prick
No, he's just insecure
He's got a side that you don't know
I'd like to see it, but he's just all show
I don't know how to convince you
He's just jeans and a hairdo
(Here he comes, here he comes now)
You like the way he treats you
Why should we put up with him, too?