[Intro]
High on a hilltop near your home, there stands a dilapidated old mansion
Some say the place is haunted, but you don't believe in such myths
One dark and stormy night, a light appears in the top most window in the tower of the old house
You decide to investigate and you never return
[Verse 1: Everlast]
Well, it's the kid who brought the pride of the Irish back
I'm spreadin' phat rhymes like if I was black
You caught a beatin' cause you played the punk role
Mom and Pop watch ya gonna shift from the soul
So I'm gonna take you out
Just like a first date
Watch me violate
Watch me demonstrate
The mad battle sk**s
To get the bills paid
I'm true to the trade
My blues are worth the pay
But I grab the guitar
Started up pickin' and strummin'
Then I started whistlin' and hummin'
Next came the ba** line followed by the drum kick
My name's Everlast honey cause I don't come quick
I last longer than the top of pop battle
You lack sk**s kid please drop the ha**le
Get of my dilsnick, I split the bills quick
Rollin' like necker, you wanna fight? Hell yeah
So don't f** around and bring your ho
I'll hit that b**h like I was Ridick Bowe
I got my sheleighy, I got my gun
I'm putting heads out daily and I never run
CHORUS (X4)
Everlast is comin', the funk drummers drummin'
Danny Boy's comin' with the Irish style
[Verse 2: Danny Boy]
You better run, hide, Slip'n Slide
But don't f** around with that Irish pride
The last one died talkin' all that crap
Yo, he couldn't adapt
I pulled him straight off the map
That's how I'm doin' it because y'all be doin' it
The only needle my arm was tatooin' it
I roll to the show on my iron horse
So you hopin' nature takes it's course
So f** The Source cause I don't read it
It's a fashion mag and hip-hop don't need it
And if you're believin' everything you read
Then the bullsh** rags f**in' with your head
CHORUS (X4)
[Verse 3: Everlast]
Just like Pearl Jam you know my flows even
I'm scary like King but yo, my name ain't Stephen
Broaden the appeal, I rock fly apparel
I got a bow and arrow, I'll take your bone marrow
Make a knife handle, skin you like tatanka
Then run you down like my name was Larry Csonka
Who used to be a Dolphin down in Miami
Play me too close and I'm pullin' out my jammy
You know I get funky like the Groovy Ghoulies
Why you steppin' to me, tryin' to make some movies
Pa** me my scissors, I'm gonna cut the edit
Borrow off my style kid, but you got no credit
I said it, I meant it, I meant what I said
Steppin' up talkin' sh** and I'll bite of that head
I got no dreads but I puff boom
Because it lights up my life like Debbie Boone