Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
So I took a bite out of a tree
It tasted kind of funky so I spit it at a monkey
And the monkey got angry at me
One thousand years later the monkey was Darth Vader
And he started throwing light sabers at me
He missed me by a mile and hit my friend Kyle
In a place where things should never be
Kyle crumpled to the ground never to be found again