Duncan Hines Funky rhymes I like goin' in from behind Take my finger and dip it in Hittin' them skins, much skins I like choclate with extra cream Hittin' them cakes a daily routine Stir it with my finger, just like a stick The devil's out the soup, Now he's in the cake mix This time, I gotta mix it up The sugar's in one cup, The cream in another cup Upside down, cake rattle n' roll The cake mix runs down side of the bowl I dip my face in the bowl, just to get a sniff Kinda smells fishy once I get a wiff Take my spoon and stir it up,kinda good Now I got a woody-wood pecker could I whisper in your ear, And tell you what I need How many cakes to fill one man's greed? One ho cake, two ho cakes, damn, Damn, I think I'm stirrin' kinda slow 5 ho cakes, 6 ho cakes I got my finger in your cake mix What's the matter with my cake batter? I need a jimmy hat like the mad hatter Too much cream, baby, def' too much I guess you like your cake mixed with nuts Spread that cake mix nice and thick Lick the spoon like you lick my dick I don't think it's ready for the oven yet
We'll both know when we start to sweat Betty Crocker, drink some vodka Then I stuck her with my co*ka You got cake mix on your drawers I got cake mix on my balls This cake mix is nice and sweet But this cake mix you do not eat This cake mix is soft and wet And just to get my dick erect You might say that I'm kinda sick But that's what's happenin' when I'm rappin' 'bout your little girl's cake mix I got caught with my finger in the cake mix I don't like trick or treatin' I'd rather have a trick And if you got me some dessert Just open up your shirt I'll stick my spoon in the mix And then I'll go to work Your oven is hot, it's ready to bake The devil's in your soup as you masturbate As you jerk my dick or mix with my spoon It's gonna add flavor to the cake mix soon The cake is mellow and moist and wet I never had a cake that made me sweat It's like a Dunkan Hines a Hostess twinkie pie Put my face too close to the cake and got cream in my eye There's nothin' I can't mix There's nothin 'I can't fix But while I'm bakin' cakes I got my finger in the cake mix