Kazakhstan greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan number one exporter of pota**ium
Other countries have inferior pota**ium
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool
Its length thirty meter and width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosy people with bone in their brain
Kazakhstan industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face