Ernie C. - Evil Dick lyrics

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I said, "It wasn't me, baby It was the motherf**er Evil dick!" Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says "Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone." Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep Alone Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep Aloooooooooone." Evil, dick, evil, dick Evil, dick, evil, dick And when evil dick has its way It sounds a little like this AH, AH, AH, AH, OH, OH, OH, OH COME HERE BABY, COME HERE BABY AH, AH, AH, AH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OH sh*t, OH, OH OH, OH... DAMN DICK! Evil, dick, evil, dick Evil, dick, evil, dick Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says "Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone." Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep Alone Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep Aloooooooooone."