Don't start a riot you can't handle Don't mistake my long hair and sandals To mean I'm a pacifist f** with me now and you're gonna get Anger management Anger management Anger management Groceries and laundromats Kicking dogs and throwing cats Breaking my hands on the wall This time I'm getting sick of it all It's time to go angry driving But first I'm gonna have to count to ten One the number of days it took to love her Two the number of beat downs she had to endure Three the number of lessons I made sure she learned I know I can't I just can't take this Gotta keep on counting before I get pissed
Seven the number of bruises she got every day Eight oh sh** man I'm leaving too late Nine days ago when she finally left me Ten gimme the keys out the door I'm gonna get her back that f**ing who*e Angry driving, angry driving Gonna drive far, gonna drive fast Keep my damn foot on the gas Got in front, flip some f**er off Oh, f** man, here comes the cop I'm only doin' one twenty in an eighty five If you pull me over you won't get out alive It's not like I'm asking to fight But you caught me on the wrong goddamn night I'm in love