Yeah that's right
We gonna flash back
To 1983
I'ma show you n***as how I was spittin' this pimp game
Before most of you n***as even started rappin'
1983
Too $hort
Word for word
Like this baby
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes
A n***a like me I know what's up
I want a nasty b**h with a lot of bu*t
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no a**
But she's okay if she got cash
b**hes, b**hes, b**hes
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes
I'll tell 'bout a day that I had
Seen nothin' but b**hes with no a**
I woke up early feeling right
Do the same damn thing every day of my life
Cause every morning you know I get
A good bl**job from a real fine b**h
Strokin', smokin', sir Too $hort
Thinking about the day before
30 minutes after I rolled out
I pulled a freak took her to my house
She was hella young with a lot of bu*t
She s**ed my dick and then we f**ed
That good tight p**y I couldn't pa**
A light-skined freak with so much a**
At 1 P.M. I was f**in' away
I wanna do the same thing again today
Today my story made itself
Every b**h I saw was flat as hell
I told myself "I must need gla**es"
Where's them b**hes with the big round a**es
Me and me homie just wanna be tuff
Freak two b**hes then switch'em up
It was 3:35 the strip was lit
Every two blocks I saw a different b**h
Waiting on the bus some was walking
Me and my homie just started talking
I said "Homie she looks good"
He said "That a** is flat as wood"
I said "What about baby in the black"
And he said "$hort she's all back"
b**hes, b**hes, b**hes
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes
Every single day of the week
For every n***a living there's a freak
If you got game and a bed
Why not get f**ed and get some head
Cause b**hes all over wanna get f**ed
I just need one with a lot of bu*t
Me and my homie rollin' and smokin'
Flat booty b**hes took over Oakland
I told my homie "I hate to say
All the b**hes with a** stayed home today"
And he said "$hort what now?"
Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-town
I thought them b**hes out there was fine
But the invasion was on and it f**ed my mind
b**hes, b**hes, b**hes
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes
We hit the B-town like Oakland players
I knew it b**hes was everywere
The first one had tities so fat
But that don't work her a** was flat
The second b**h was flat too
Talked about the b**h like a muthaf**in' fool
I said "Beyotch
I know I'm capin'
Where's your a** baby, what happened?"
She turned around caped back on me
Said "f** you n***a, where's your teeth?"
I damn near fell jumping out the car
But I slapped that b**h and slapped her hard
My homie said "$hort, we gots to cut"
But I was spankin' that b**h on her big flat bu*t
We parked the car and took a walk
I saw another b**h and I had to talk
I said "Baby, baby, baby come here
Yeah you baby with the long long hair"
Baby came over from across the street
Standing on the corner talking to me
I was spittin' the game but I talked too fast
Cause I didn't even notice that she had a flat a**
Sheit!
And I was ready to go
We was rollin' back to the O'
I told that b**h "I changed my mind"
She looked at me and she said "Why"
I said "I'm Sir Too $hort the Oakland player
I'm not one of them n***as who don't care
It's no thang to do my duty
But not with you and your flat booty"
In the Berkley town what did we find
Freak after freak with no behind
One long day I never got in
I'm glad that sh** never happened again
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes
The invasion (Beyotch) is on
That's that old school
'83
Still pimpin' baby
$hort dog
You know I can't stay away from this game