I saw your advert in the morning paper
For red hot livin' doll
Dancing ability
Mental agility
Good lookin'
Under six foot tall... yes!
I said to myself I'm a perfect match
I'm gonna make that casting call
That's the job for me
I'm a gonna be
Optimistical
Irresistable
Nine by nine by nine (what to do)
Nine by nine by nine (what to do, wah hoo)
They wanted me to star in "Cage Aux Folles"
I had to tell them
Sorry, but the part's too small
Nine by nine by nine, what to do
Nine by nine by nine, what to do
I got the looks
I got pezzazz
I got style
I got cla**
Nine by nine by nine
I always knew I'd be a dancing legend
Just like Rogers and Astaire
This is gonna be
My opportunity
I saved my legs and I've washed my hair
I've got an outfit that'll knock 'em dead
Well it's by Drexel and Lambert
It's incredible
Edible
Indestructable
Income tax deductible
Nine by nine by nine (in the nude in the nude)
Nine by nine by nine (in your birthday suit)
In the nude in the nude
In the altogether
Not even a chicken feather
Nine by nine by nine (in the nude in the nude)
Nine by nine by nine (in your birthday suit)
I'm dressed to k**
I'm in the mood
I learned my lines
I'm lookin' good
Nine by nine by nine
I got an feelin' that there just might be
A little bijoux problemette
A small particular
Perpendicular
A certain something that they won't forget
I'm at my best when I'm under pressure
And they ain't seen nothin' yet
I'm unflappable, I'm unstoppable
I'm unshakeable, it's impossible
Nine by nine by nine (what to do)
Nein nein nein nein nein
At the Alladin and the Moulin Rouge
They let you wear some earrings
And your high heeled shoes
Nine by nine by nine (what to do)
Nine by nine by nine (what to do, what to do)
I have to go
I'm late for lunch
I got a date
But thanks a bunch
Nine by nine (but wait a minute)
I need the job
I've paid my dues
And after all
What have I got to lose
It's gonna be great
I'm gonna be fine
I'm gonna be right there with them
Standing in line
Nine by nine by nine
I got the job!