[Verse 1]
Woke up this morning and felt no too cool
Cause every time I tried to make my mouth move
The pain I'm having is so discomforting
Please make this suffering go away
I told my mom what I was feeling
And how long I've been dealing with it
I knew it was coming but didn't know how soon
She said I've reached another adolescent monsoon
[Chorus]
Ooo ahh the pain is tremendous
Why can't I take it like a man
Ooo ahh the pain is horrendous
Why don't you lend a helpin' hand
[Verse 2]
He was a well-educated man, had his degree in medicine
I noticed his hairy hands, he was a very, very hairy man
He looked right down in, shook his head and then said
"These teeth must be pulled right away!"
[Chorus][x2]
Ooo ahh the pain is tremendous
Why can't I take it like a man
Ooo ahh the pain is horrendous
Why don't you lend a helpin' hand
[Verse 3]
He turned around, rolled up his sleeve
I rolled my eyes then suddenly
A horrible pain grew, the next thing that I knew
The doc had pulled my wisdom teeth out!
Well along with my teeth my money also left me
As he made out the bill, I was moaning
Oooh ahh the pain is tremendous
Where the hell is my prescription of codeine?
[Verse 4]
But when will I speak
How long until my mouth feels natural?
How long will they bleed, when will they heal
Where's the real meal
[Bridge][x4]
How do you feel? How do you feel?
How do you feel? How do you feel?
How do you feel? How do you feel?
I feel good, I feel great, there's no pain, there's no ache
I feel good, I feel great, just let me recuperate
I feel good, I feel great, there's no pain, there's no ache
I feel good, I feel great, just let me recuperate
Because the codeine has left me drowsy
Leave me be...just let me sleep!