So Paul Michael Bales made a dis track about me
Him and Neil DeGra**e Tyson think they can rap now
Ok, I'm in
Hey. What's goin on?
Bustin raps now I'm flowin on
With a song, for your mom
Tell her Earth's flat and her a** is the bomb
Tell her Iraq sells crack to Iran
Tell her I'll be back with a smack for her son then
Tell her she's fat like a renaissance c*nt
Tell her she's whack like a 90s pun
Then start a slow clap when the rap's all done
Tell her all that then tell her one more
Tell her that you are the son of a who*e
When she asks who and tells you to snitch
Tell her that her son is a son of a b**h
Anyway, it's me, yoga guy
Weaponized version 2.3 here
To bring truth to the unwashed ma**es
Force you to put on your “They Live” gla**es
What you see? Was I right? The Earth's f**ing flat - holocaust denied
Hitler was cool and not a bad guy
Talmudic Jews have control of your mind
Masons are tools singing shalom L'chaim
The Jesuits too, they're the Vatican kind
The Presidents come from a royal bloodline
While the Jews choose which fool's a** is a**igned
The government's leading in mafia crime
The word broken down means control of the mind
They probably will k** me for making this rhyme
And when they do that take the hint as a sign that Dubay was right all along the whole time!
Once you go flat there's no going back
The plan of attack is to stick to the facts
The whole thing will fall when we give up the ball
And prove that the Earth isn't moving at all
So it's time to commit, put an end to this sh**
Draw lines in the sand, take sides with your fam
Open minds if you can, show lies from the man
Realize that the plan, is to take all they can
Educate yourself first
Then take a stand
So you can demand the truth
And command the proof
In your hands when newbs run their damn mouths
You can remain calm and say you're all wrong
It's a fact that Earth is flat b**h
NASA stole trillions then gave you CGI pics
See for yourself the horizon never drops
20 miles up still in the same spot
Flat Earth is not as dumb as you thought
I can prove you're not moving whether you like it or not
You see that light called the North Star?
In the middle of the sky like a bullseye
It's gonna be there the rest of your life
It ain't movin' and neither are you and
The rest of the Earth that would be incongruent
With the fact that you'd have to be a**uming
That North star just happens to be zooming perfectly with you and me for eternity
That's stupid
Once you go flat there's no going back
The plan of attack is to stick to the facts
The whole thing will fall when we give up the ball
And prove that the Earth isn't moving at all
So it's time to commit, put an end to this sh**
Draw lines in the sand, take sides with your fam
Open minds if you can, show lies from the man
Realize that the plan, is to take all they can
Educate yourself first
Then take a stand
So you can demand the truth
And command the proof
In your hands when newbs run their damn mouths
You can remain calm and say you're all wrong
It's a fact that Earth is flat b**h
NASA stole trillions then gave you CGI pics
Straight off the dome like Mark Sargent. Not really. From a video game design stand-point maybe. But, but, but, you know