[Verse 1: Funny Man]
Big black Caddy
With some b**hes in ruffnecks
Still ain't rich
Rolling blunts with my paychecks
Hit the stop switch
And bust it out on the boom, flex
Staring at me funny
'Cause I'm making her real wet
Slow with the champagne
Let me see you guzzle up
Go on act a fool, girl
Let me see you spark it up
Trying to get some
And she's s**ing on my zig-zag
Now I need to step back
Laughing at my wisecracks
Hit my funny bone, yeah
Man, I'm feeling off-top
Hoes in the hot tub
Trying to make my pulse stop
Still yelling "f** cops"
Looking for ménage à trois
So I can bring my dang-a-lang
Never let my chain hang
Never let my chain, hey
Apple bottoms, crop tops
White b**hes, bloodshot
Love it when they smoke pot
Made it to the next spot
Holding up on my block
Rolling on that moon rock
Make the party non-stop
Got some bottles, shots, shots
[Chorus: Funny Man]
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody take a hit
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody wanna...
Take a hit
Take a hit
Take a hit
Take a hit
[Verse 2: J-Dog]
Goddamn, you look thirsty
Smoking up my trees
Old shoes
Dirty Pigeon toed while you twerk me
But I love it, had a couple
Now I'm buzzing
We ain't f**ing
But it's up for discussion
Um, you wanna f** with the Mary Jane?
Look, we're dating, bake my grain
Pantyhose and bacon rings
At Jumbo's, we just do our thing
Strippers need a place to stay
They can call up Doctor Strange
Call up Doctor Strange
Call up Doctor Stra-Strange
Get back to the basics
Two drunk chicks
On my dick so let's face it
I like to party
And I do it every day
Put your cups up
If you feel the same way
[Chorus: Funny Man]
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody take a hit
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody wanna...
Take a hit
Take a hit
Take a hit
Take a hit
[Bridge: Danny]
Cadillac straight dipping on fire
Smoke signals coming from the indo
Scraping up white wall tires
Ain't got wings, just Johnny out the window
Straight dipping on fire
Smoke signals coming from the indo
Scraping up white wall tires
Ain't got wings, just Johnny out the window
[Chorus: Funny Man]
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody take a hit
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody wanna...
Take a hit
Take a hit
Take a hit
Take a hit
Take a hit