VIDEO EXPLANATION PART 1
[Jerome Chance]
Mortal Kombat
Midway Games was cast down from heaven
Forged in flames and the fires of hell then
Returns to Outworld as NetherRealm and
Revived Mortal Kombat for 2k11
Didn't want their heroes to be nothing but a sandwich
No DC fatalities the Dub B had softened
Returned to their roots representin like a manwich
Apparently the NetherRealm is just like Compton
Fighter pioneer brutality cavalier
Ain't nothing pretty lets just sheer the veneer
That's been is cast cause it's clear that this is hands down
The best looking fighting game from any given year
Back to the past like back to the future
Reversing every gauze every cast every suture
Everything you know up to this point is now moot sure
Enough the latest franchise to get the rebooter
Story mode is quality and it doesnt fall in the
Fighter paradigm of narrative frivolity
Everything's in game addressing all relations
The new generation knows each fighters motivation
Xray moves are naturally sadistic
Borrowing heavily from proven mechanistics
Every single one the activation is simplistic
Think you won't die thats thinking optimistic
This time around you can build a tag team
Seen it all before originality lacking
But so what cause its fun can't blame them for jacking
Choose the right partners or your ribs are cracking
Tower challenge is requiring patience grinding
And meticulous timing they're ridiculous the trick is just
Finding the balances and think about the prizing
Before you lose your cool and you mind starts unwinding
Replay value with modes in abundance
Nothing here is filler give each one a chance
Unable to log in and play on PSN
Cause some hacker ba*tards need to find a girlfriend
Aside from that you'll like the PS3 the most
It's the only one that boasts the use of Sparta's Ghost
Fitting cause there wouldn't even be a Kratos
If Midway back in the day hadn't stood its post
The most diversified fighting game ever
More than just gore a fully rendered endeavor
Character concepts and moves are quite clever
But how many of them tele-portal-2-gether?
Portal 2
VIDEO EXPLANATION PART 2
Portal 2 tester together again
With GLaDOS the mad host of Aperture fame
Psychotic bionic Hydrolic sardonic
Knack for torture Nothing short of demonic
You'll need gin and tonic or some good hydroponics
What she got for you the opposite of hedonic
Even more sour than cream GLaDOS a**aults your self esteem
But her wit isn't as snappy as before you did her crappy
The story within whether alone or with a friend
Is sure to bring a grin to the borders of your chin
Just like before you'll be out there making portals
With your gun to solve the puzzles got you mixed up like the wuzzles
In addition to the portal gun there's other tools to use
Elation is congruent with the brain cells that you bruise
Manipulating objects that you have in the environment
And successfully completing every single test requirement
Even though the scenery by design is repetitious
The beauty that you witness is really something vicious
Yes you can play co-op, no the story ain't the same
Robots that you use resemble Pinky and the Brain
Additionally theres console MAC and PC connectivity
The best attempt I think so far deserving some festivity
Another Valve salvo of super creativity but
I was steady Steamin with no cloud accessibility
Gears of War 3 Multiplayer Beta
VIDEO EXPLANATION PART 3
Epic got me hotter with this Bulletstorm fodder
Didn't want to buy it but I ain't know what to say ta
The voices in my head telling me to get the code
For the Gears of War 3 multiplayer beta
My squad begins with 100 straight wins
Like the legend CDN battle me it's a sin
Kickin' logistics through the mall and the trenches
Through old town and the thrashball benches
I'm king of the hill you ain't touchin' my leader
2 piece with a biscuit from my snub pistol heater
No ones faster with the gnasher make the Amazons proud
The real MrsViolence representin Anya Stroud
I like to use the shotta sawed off or revolver
Like Kurt Cobain give your brain frame Nirvana
Necromancer make your corpse dance
On the bayonet tip of my retro lancer
I wield the Oneshot with sk**
Yoda on the trigger there's no try only k**
When its time to use digger yeah you know Im goin fishin'
Caught you sleepin' behind cover daydreaming's d**hwishin'
You can feel the flame of my incendiary grenade
I put that sh** on everything I like my locust braised
I get into the game like Augustus Cole Train
More addictive than a mainline immulsion to the vein