Driving to New Jersey on the road with the band
The bus keeps breakin' down
And summer heat is again
Sweatin' up and smellin' up
The fellas all along the way
Stephanie will be there and it's been quite a while
The highlight of the trip
Will be her beautiful smile
But the last thing that she told me
Is a-haunting me along the way
She said you better be Fresh Fresh
If you want to see me
Scrub-a-Dub that fanny
Wash your favorite undies
Freshen up that body
If your hopin' you can be with me
Lever 2000 keeps her shiny and gay
Well her washing is a ritual two times every day
And she emphatically fanatically
Will keep that fanny spotless always
By now were smelly were stinky
Were late for our gig
No time to freshen up we've got to hit right away
And she specifically requested
That I'm squeaky clean to see her today
She said you better be Fresh Fresh
If you want to see me
Scrub-a-Dub that fanny
Wash your favorite undies
Freshen up that body
If your hopin' you can be with me