[Intro]
Anybody there?
It's me
E-N-P-S-Y-C-H-O-P-E-T-E
I guess i'm a monster - as some may call
Got no people sk**s and I got no soul
Socially awkward, but I got no flaws
Only thing that keep you from knocking on my door
Is me drinking it up until there's nothing in you to flow
Still, b**hes love me like crazy - I got money to blow
Can't go shopping though - peasants chase me with a hoe
Cause I love their daughters - what ya'll hating for?
If I taste some to stop my cravings in February
They march against me with torches and bad vocabulary
I throw gold at them - yell - leave my topiary
Then they go away, but peace is only temporary
It's hard to be me, but I can make you wear my shoes
Just for fun, no excuse - I love abuse
And even though I can't see my reflection
I always look good - they call that perfection
[HOOK]
Everybody Dance x2
Get stupid, get crazy, get f**ed up
Everybody dance
[Verse 2]
Something about me - I've been around for ages
Given so many names - won't find in yellow pages
I'm the reason you don't go to forest at night
I'm the reason that humans invented light!
I am a king, my crown is made of bones
And your spilled blood is foundation of my throne
In my Wolfenstein castle, don't say you weren't told
Im in my hunting zone, you call it your world
I walk around like I'm in big candy store
Candy bars stuffed with sorrow is what I shop for
I got cool fur - fashion world just can't ignore
Was copied by Romans and copied by Macklemore
Full moon baby, I'm on the roll
Look at me when I finish you all
I am a werewolf, I am a chupacabra
I yawn and your head is gone - abra kadabra
[HOOK]
[Outro]
Yeah
Change the mood a little bit
Oh wow, you look like a real s*ut tonight
But I can't judge you, because it's halloween
Still, you're best I've ever seen
So, I'll just go upstairs, leave your friends
I've got a monster hiding in my pants
Cool costume, but I need it gone
Just be my b**h and I'll give you my bone
You know what I'm talking about?