Hello, my name is Michael Milner
You don't really know me, but I'll sound familiar
Grew up in a town in western PA
Not so popular, but what can I say?
I grew up this way, being lazy all day
I can drop a couple rhymes no matter how much I weigh
I'm young and free and I don't care what you think
I want a b**h to jack me off 'till my dick turns pink
I'm probably a newcomer, and I'm not that great
But I'd love to be the guy that you mother f**ers hate
I'll never give up, yeah that's my motto
I'll go from PA to LA, to Canada and Colorado
My headphones screech from my music playing auto
I'm like apples to apples, or tomato tomato
I'm so high above them all, call me indelicato
I'm born to this society and I create the new armato
Enough with the rhyme, I'm busting fourth effort five
Don't say I'm really slow, though I'm not really Tech N9ne
Insult me with your mind before you walk out, that's fine
But come up with some words that you actually can define
You sound really stupid when you don't know what to say
You looked at me in fear, called me a f*ggot? That's gay
I'll reject you with everything dog, why you trying?
Quit coming back up, you're not living, you're dying
I'll blast rain out my hands, while you're hiding
I didn't realize I hurt you so bad, you're f**ing crying
I'm not using the googeling systen, I'm just defying
If I said you were cool, f**er I was lying
While all these b**hes on me, I can tell you're jello
So goodbye for now, oh wait, hello