[ReChorus:]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
It's so fun when dead man run
Before the gay
[Verse 1:]
Hey, I'll tell you about the New Year
C'mon, forget about the Past Year
Cuz man in red is here, and the Christmas time near
I wrote this song for you, sorry, what do you do?
But first about me, cuz I wannabee
On this show, damn, so snow
What the f** with him, c'mon do something, Tim
I can do nothing, cuz
He is really drunk, he k**ed a monk
He looks like a homeless, with his dirty dress
His nose is red, like the brightest led
Now he is laying on the floor, and screaming: (more)
One day Santa fell on my roof, it was like magical poof
He thought, (I'm cool), acting like a fool
So I haven't a choice, he loves little boys
Moment for decision, oh sh**, (this is an inquisition)
[ReChorus]:
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way, (hm, okay)
It's so fun when dead man run
Before the gay, (hm, okay)
[Verse 2:]
You wanna play, answer is okay
Hell yeah, my friend, it's not the end
New Year is starting, will be the fighting
When everyone will drink, then go to the rink
JusTim airlines is open, but where is my pen
I must write, cuz everybody will cite
My rhyme, oh, that was fine
Okay, I gonna drink, sh**, man in pink
New Year's awesome rap, you can't find on a map
Don't trust the GPS, cuz your a**
When you're drunk, and listen funk
Can find some problems, probably, sadness. Probably sadness? Probably sadness
But seriously I wanna say, that you may
Do and lay, cuz now is holiday
Man, you know, Santa is so slow
And he go go go, crap, no no no
[ReChorus:]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
It's so fun when dead man run
Before the gay. Hey