The first time I met you, you asked me if I was a boy or a girl?
Not the most romantic gesture I've heard
I walked away after a while as you were getting kinda creepy with
some of things you said
the second time I met you, you asked if I would sleep with you
cos you had a girlfriend but you didn't know what to do with her
It's love in the strangest of places
It's love in the strangest of times
It's love in the strangest of places
It's love in the strangest of times
And everytime I see you
you are doing something weird
Oh I everytime I meet you
you are saying something weird
We don't even go together, we don't even leave together
somehow we keep meeting in the middle
Do you work as a mystery shopper?
I keep meeting you in Asda
I got tired of bumping into you and you kept turning up in Tesco too
It's like the universe keeps trying to bring us together
Why does the universe think I belong to you?