Let me introduce myself before things get much further
Got a decent bloke there so keep hold of him tight
If you make a mistake I'll find out where you live
I've got a guitar and I'm not afraid to use it
He's my mate so you better not hurt him
He's my mate so you better not hurt him
He's my mate so you better not hurt him
He's my mate so you better not hurt him
If you make him feel inadequate at any time
I reserve the right to come visit you late at night
I'll come around for a little chat
It'll be a chat you won't forget in a hurry
He's my mate so you better not hurt him
He's my mate so you better not hurt him
He's my mate so you better not hurt him
He's my mate so you better not hurt him
He's my mate, if you break his heart you'll have a date with me
It'll be a date you won't forget for the rest of your life
He's my mate if you pick a fight with him you've got a fight
with me automatically
He's my mate so you better not hurt him
He's my mate so you better not hurt him
He's my mate so you better not hurt him
He's my mate so you better not hurt him