[Verse 1: Eminem]
Somethin's burnin', I can't figure out what (out what)
It's either lust or a cloud of dust
Judgement is clouded, must just be the powder from the power of (love)
But I'm in somethin' I don't know how to get out of
Left my girl in the house alone
Is that my soon to be spouse's moan
And the further I walked, the louder
I paused for a minute to make certain that's what I heard
Cuz after all this is her place
So I gave her the benefit of the doubt
Think I might be about bust a buster
The thought's scary yo, though and it hurts, brace
Hope it ain't, here we go yo
Cause my head already goes to worst case scenario, though in the first place
But you confirmed my low end theory though
Should've known when I made it all the way to third base
And that was only the first date, coulda made it to home plate
But you slid straight for the dome and dove face first
No you don't, under, stand, I, don't, do this for
Anyone, ever, yeah that ain't what they all say
I'll say it, you can s** a softball through a straw, used to be my fiance
'Til you s**ed on Wayne, Andre, and Kanye
Lebron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e
Polow Tha Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwame
Guess I'm gettin' my g-god dang Jigga on eh
Cause your name, I'm beyond sayin'
But f** it, I'm movin' on, you women are all cray
But I'll probably always keep on playin' the game of
[Bridge: Sample]
Love, love, love, love
L-l, l-l-l-love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar]
She doesn't love me, no she don't love me no more
She hates my company, yeah she don't love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her
(Go where you want and go do what you want to do; I don't care)x2
[Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar]
I told that b**h
I'm a s**er for love, you're a s**er for dick
s**in' dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in
Told the stupid n***a to duck under the water, he drowned
Like an abortion, they booked you for manslaughter
You beat the case and I called you
"Sherane is not available now leave a message at the tone
And Kendrick don't forget to buy two pair of those
Expensive heels, you little f**in' ferris wheel
f**in' spinnin' on me, f** you think we gon' get married still
f**in' Mary had a little lamb, this ain't no fairy tale
Fairy godmomma better tell you how I f**in' feel
Like you should f**in' beat it or f**in' eat it while I'm on my period
Now have a blessed day"
b**h you serious
I'm in the mirror with this look on my face, curious
Why you ain't f**in' with me, you cut me deep as a Caesarean
You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I'm delirious
I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman
After the Dillinger hit'em diligently and k**in' him
His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem
That's an*logy and metaphor for ya
I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you
This is me talkin' cordially, yeah I got some home trainin'
That ain't what you like, ain't it, what about if I was famous
As Marshall, would you give fel**tio in the carpool
Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle, singin'
I hope she's good enough, meanwhile you're chasin' her
Chlamydia couldn't even get rid of her
Pity the fool in her and pity the fool in me
I'mma live with the game of
[Bridge: Sample]
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar]
[Verse 3: Eminem]
So needless to say I'm feelin' betrayed
Snatched my house key off her keychain
She jumps off Wee-Bey from The Wire's dick
Now she's chasin' me with a cheese grater
Here goes that broken record, cliche, it's all my fault anyway
She's turnin' the tables, I'm a beat-break
She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
Each day is an instant replay
They sayin' we display symptomatic of addict behavior
Back together but forgot today was her b-day, she cut me off on the freeway
Simple misunderstandin' but just as I went to slam on the brakes
Then I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait
b**h cut my f**in' brakeline, stepped on them f**ers 8 times
Still goin' 73, thank God there's an exit coming up
What the mother F-U-C-K'S wrong with her, hit the off ramp
So I coast into a gosh damned aww hit a f**in' tree
Now here she comes at full speed, she's racin' at me
Okay you wanna f** with me, eh
Snatch the b**h out her car through the window, she screamin'
I body slam her on the cement, until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole
Bury this stink ho in it, then pay to have the street re-paved
f**, woke up in a dream state in a cold sweat
Like I got hit with a freeze ray durin' a heat wave
Guess I eventually caved though, cause she's layin' next to me in bed
Directly aimin' a gat at my head
Woke up again and jumped up like f** it, I've had it, I'm checkin' into rehab
I confess I'm a static addict, I guess that's why I'm so clingy
Every girl I've ever had either says I got too much baggage
Or I'm too f**in' dramatic
Man what the f** is the matter, I'm just a f**ing romantic
I f**ing love you, you f**ing b**h
Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex
I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events
I said hit the road and after she left
I sent that b**h a text
I said be careful driving, don't read this and have an accident
She glanced to look at it and wrecked, too bad
Thought we had a connect
No sense dwelling makes, never been a more compelling case
Than a model covered in L'Oreal and mace, who fell from grace
Eleven stories for story telling but the who*e was yelling rape
So the vocal cords were swelling
And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spelling's face
Still they swarm the gates and my fancy estates
To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace
Unless you're Andrea Yates, don't ask me for a date, don't be late
Well the sentiment's great, but wait, think there's been a mistake
You want an intimate date, I wanna intimidate
I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly because of the game of
[*Message sound*]
Wait, dinner at eight
I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly because of the game of
[Outro:]
Love, love, love, love
L-l, l-l-l-love