[Produced by Mr. Porter]
[Verse 1]
I'm getting mad love, I'm snuggling hugs
Struggling thugs, smuggling d**
Juggling jobs, guzzling jugs
So here's a toast to federal checks
Hetero s**, unaffordable medical debts
We travel in packs, unravelin' facts
And gravel in cracks to find babblin' max, gafflin' tracks
I grapple an axe for them bafflin' acts
Of mysterious stab-in-the-backs who dabble in wax
Stealing my art when I sculpt it
The culprit that stole sh**'ll end up with his skull split
Then I buried the hatchet, I carry the fat sh**
bu*terfingers is here when it's necessary to scratch it
Baby, all I wanna do is swallow one or two
Smoke a little bit and follow one of you
Back home when the party ends
So tonight I'm dropping naughty hints
To the finest women in the audience
[Hook]
'Cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight
We don't want no one feelin' uptight
'Cause we came here to do this tonight
'Til the morning light
Hope that everyone's feelin' alright
[Verse 2]
Ayo, biters are like tarantulas, vandalous
Living as scandalous as a television evangelist
But I can handle this; I'm the rhyme biter crime fighter
Caped crusader, taking care of undeserving lime lighters
I think we live in an era meant for me
Experimentally I found a way to spread the terror mentally
When I stumbled upon this resolution
By using a special fusion
Of chemical solution for this fresh illusion
You couldn't see me with binoculars
I'm armed like an octopus
Step on stage and you'll get socked and pushed
Talking that junk, like you had Black Bart at your back
Come to battle me and you get smacked hard as you act
When I rep-a-resent it, and will have a referee in it
Every minute, so when I win it you never resent it
I'm forever demented, come up with funk
I'll never be scented, you got the point when I cleverly sent it
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Eminem is headed skyward
For those who thought that I would make you bored
And treat you like a piece of plywood
I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me
With the agility to escape a k**er bee colony
So get your cameras and capture how miraculous
I rap for all you Draculas
And showed you all how wack you was
I meant it as a diss, ‘cause you don't posses the pizazz of this
I'm hazardous enough already as it is
Without you adding fuel to the fire; I'm cruel to the liar
Who fails to recognize my reign and hail rule to the sire
Clinical studies show that I'm cynical
There's no one who's identical to my fresh and authentic flow
I'm sure the party people can agree
That I'm enchanting rhythm romantically
Freaking vocals so frantically
So throw your hands up in the atmosphere
And let them know the only party that was phat was here
[Hook]